Those gods on Zhihu reply

It is said that knowledge makes talents , Tidy up 60 A super funny God reply , Already laughing

1

Q: What is the thing you have carried or worn the longest ？ What does it mean to you ？

A: glasses , Because blind

2

Q: What do you think are very expensive , But it's actually cheap ？

A: I just graduated from college .

3

Q: How to see 「 When you buy iPhone 4 When , He bought a refrigerator 」 This passage ？

A: It suggests that , In your company iPhone When you can't afford it , He bought a house .

The world is really unfair ！

4

Q: What factors will prevent the increase of grain production in the future ？

A: Cui always dollar ,,,

5

Q: Why programmers should not be able to repair computers ？

A: Do TV actors need to be able to repair TV sets ？

6

Q: Which protagonists have low looks 、 poor 、 Weak ability , The supporting actor has a high appearance 、 rich 、 Capable film and television or game works ？

A: life

7

Q: Roommates need flowers 9.6 Is it worth 10000 yuan to participate in a trader training ？

A: It's worth it !
Once cheated 9 Wan is a rare experience

8

Q: How feasible is the late night canteen in China ？

A: In my day , They are called “ Midnight stalls ”

9

Q: What brand names have failed to make people collapse ？ Why? ？

A: Helen Keller Sunglasses ..

10

Q: Do Chinese programmers prefer 「 Ski-wear, + A pair of jeans + Sports shoes 」 The clothes of ？ If it is , Why is such a trend formed ？

A: Do you look good in that dress for the program ？

11

Q: Among the books you've read , There are some amazing beginnings ？

A: abandon

12

Q: Which anime characters wear very revealing , But I didn't give it to anyone 「 Selling meat 」 The feeling of ？

A: Haier brothers

13

Q: Why do Saint fighters shout moves every time before they move ？

A: Function must be declared first , To call .

14

Q: What are the serious consequences in the history of sports 『 A case of injustice 』？

A: if 02 If South Korea won the top four all the way in, there would be nothing else ！

15

Q: Why don't Zhihu spend all his time on reading ？

A: Learning alone without friends , It's so crude and ignorant

16

Q: When do you find it so easy to make money , Will you feel that later ？

A: When I brush Zhihu

17

Q: Why did Dong Mingzhu choose to speak for Gree ？

A: I guess they think the old godmother is easy to sell , Because the old godmother printed herself on the bottle ？

18

Q: What profit models do you admire ？

A: Secret recipe for selling raw men , No full refund is allowed .

19

Q: Toilet with a price of tens of thousands , Why do businesses emphasize water-saving effects ？

A: Because saving water is not to save money .

20

Q: Are some of China's student dormitories anti human ？

A: Within the Fourth Ring Road of Beijing 650 A place to live for a year
Except for college dormitories , Even if you find another hole in the tree, show me .

21

Q: I forgot to zip up when I went to the bathroom , I was seen by my female colleague and smiled , How elegant round field ？

A: A weapon of the state , It can't be shown to others , Take a look at the door , How lucky .

22

Q: Pray for the code bug Which immortal should I worship ？

A: Byungzheng , Rule eight elder brothers .